11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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