I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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