I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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