so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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