I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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