If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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