Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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