Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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