I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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