C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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