you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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