No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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