No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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