Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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