M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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