Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
operation have a gay friend backfired
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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