I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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