I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Randomize