pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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