How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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