sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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