Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
As shirtless as possible
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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