new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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