Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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