hell yes lets make some ravioli
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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