You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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