you guys were way drunker than both of me
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
