There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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