just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I see more hoeing in ur future
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