# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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