What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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