Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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