I wish they made helmets for livers.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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