I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
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Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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