Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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