So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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