her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
How's work?
Spinning.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We are all done wearing pants today
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Randomize
