I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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