Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
You can't motorboat a personality
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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