Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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