"it" just moved
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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