How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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