i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I love you. Go after that dick
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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