we're blogging at a bar
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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