Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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