Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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