yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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