Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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