I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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