So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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