He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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