i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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